Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize