no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I deserve this hangover.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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