Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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