I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
