I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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