mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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