So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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