she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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