If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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