There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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