who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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