i jhust puked up my retainher.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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