what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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