I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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