maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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