would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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