nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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