So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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