I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
