Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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