Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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