We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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