i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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