Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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