I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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