Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
