Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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