on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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