Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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