i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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