we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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