everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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