Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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