ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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