dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just threw up on my dentist
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we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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