My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.