mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.