the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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