oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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