At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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