just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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