You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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