What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
