I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
