Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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