yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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