is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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