...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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