Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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