yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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