D3 body, D1 cock
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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