so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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