I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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