So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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