I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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