just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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